Patti's Dream Journal

I know that you read the explanation on the previous page, but just to be clear, the following entries are dreams (therefore not real, because dreams aren't real) dreamt by Patti and then unknowingly logged by Jay almost-verbatim. Let us continue...

Patti had a job as a tomato breeder, and it was her last day of work.

Patti graded students' tests, but she didn't have an answer key. The other teachers' assistants told her that it was basic information and Patti should be able to grade it without an answer key.

Patti crashed a party with Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, had three glasses of wine, and was worried that she was too drunk to ride her bike home.

Halloween costumes hung in a store. When Patti looked at the tags, they said that the costumes were designed by Sir Awesome.

Patti met Joss Whedon. He owned a lot of cute dogs, one of which was a puppy that looked like Daisy.

Patti's locker at the gym was full of water, and all of her clothes were soaked.

Jay discovered that Daisy was pregnant. At first, Patti was like, "Oh no!" and then she was like, "Oh yes!" because she would get to keep a puppy.

Jay proposed to Patti, but he did a terrible job. The ring was made out of aluminum foil, and he didn't get on his knees. He just put the ring in the palm of her hand while Jay's mother communicated with him via cellphone.

Patti's mom had nine dogs and all of  them were different.

Patti attended a concert and the band didn't play any songs that she knew.

Half of the McDonald's collector glasses in the drip-dry dish basket were broken.