Good (Pretend) Band Names
by Jay Carlson & Sarah Brown

Black Guy

Ponyboy

Cutters

Whaleshark

Power+Power
(Obviously a two person band.)

Los Dicks
(If they suck, what did you expect? They're called Los Dicks.)

Duel Field

Decult
(They're a Cult cover band, but reggae.)

Thistle

Bad (Pretend) Band Names
by Jay Carlson & Sarah Brown

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Harmonious Insanity

Jerry at Tricks

Sissy's Paycheck
(Doomed to play open mic nights.)

Snuffy Smitz and the Moonpie Boyz

Caller Go Ahead
(So 1992.)

Superprolifica

Ampersand
(God does Ampersand ever blow.)

Dr. Delicious and the Panty Line