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Fort Polio

 

The Plug's Review

 

* The secret room is awesome. I was right behind Patti and now I lost her.

* It's not really built for comfort. And it would help if you were three feet tall. However, I'm proud of my accomplishment.

* When Patti is in here, it should be called Fort Cop A Feel.

* It's very crucial to have that secret room. It really gives you a sense of privacy.

* Ideally I would have liked to watch TV inside the fort, but I couldn't get the ceiling to not dip in front of the television. Regardless, I could spend all day in here.

* The suckiest part about this fort is that I have nowhere to sit while I wait for Jason to show up. And the best part about this fort is that I'm not going to wash the sheets after I dismantle it.

 

 

 
 

 

 

Jason's Review

 

 

* What's up? That's a nice fortress. You need a flag on top of it.

* Is this the bed? I like it.

* I've got a friend, Keith, and he builds forts a lot. This is much better than anything he's ever done.

* I was probably sixteen or seventeen the last time that I made a fort. I feel like a caveman right now. Only I feel like the cave is going to collapse around us.

* The secret passageway makes it look professional. It's quality.

* I like forts with some kind of Civil War-style name. Fort Polio works.

 

 

 

 

Patti's Review

 

* Is this fort built for adult size people?

* I like the secret room. Keep out!

* There's nothing to lean on.

* This is nice. Do you sleep in here?

* It should be called Fort Dog Hair Everywhere.

 

 

 

 

Daisy's Review

 

Daisy doesn't know how to get inside the fort.

 

 

Issue #26: Watch Our Back
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