Letters To Tots
(Originally appeared in Issue #23)

Dear Ore-Ida,

I like tater tots. But why should I buy your tater tots over, say, Long Branch tater tots?

Thank you,
Jay Carlson

P.S.  There's a bar here that serves a pitcher of tater tots. They're pretty good. Are they yours?

Dear Mr. Carlson:

Thank you for your letter about Ore-Ida Tater Tots.

Please accept the enclosed coupons with our compliments.

Thanks again for contacting us. If we can be of more help, please call us at 1-800-892-2401 Monday through Friday.

Sincerely,
Tami Ostrom
Customer Resource Center

Dear Ore-Ida,

Thanks for the coupons, but you didn't answer my question.

?Jay Carlson

P.S.  I like squashing tater tots flat, like pennies on a railroad track. They look like this when I eat them.