I Wonder What That Will Look Like In a Year
Bonus Milk Material

PLUG:   This is going to smell so foul.

PATTI:   I'm not coming any closer. I think it's going to explode.

PLUG:   Alright, here goes nothing. [opens year-old container]

PATTI:   It's still liquid?

PLUG:   Ah, weird. It is.

PATTI:   Smell it.

PLUG: [smells year-old milk which triggers gag reflex] Why did you make me do that? Ugh.

PATTI:   You have to dispose of that outside.

PLUG: [still gagging]  Yeah, I will. There's kind of weird chunks on the top. That's so bizarre. I can't believe it's still liquid.

PATTI:   That shit's gross. Want some cereal? We have cookies. Want cookies with milk?

PLUG:   Oh my god. The smell is just so fucking terrible. Ugh.

PATTI:   Does it smell like rancid milk?

PLUG:   Yeah, it smells like rancid milk exactly. How did you know?