I made a T-shirt that read:

Everything That You Say To Me
Will Be Put On The Internet.
Sorry And Congratulations.

The following conversation occurred when I walked around town.

MAN:  Whatcha up to today?

PLUG:  Not much. How are you doing?

MAN:  I'm doing a'ight.

PLUG:  Do you have any interest in being on the internet?

MAN:  Huh?

PLUG:  Do you have any interest in being on the internet?

MAN:  Uh. Not right now. I might later on.

PLUG:  Okay.

MAN:  Yeah, I'll let you know.

PLUG:  Alright. Thanks.

MAN:  [laughs] Uh huh.