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Cashing Notes I had a bunch of errands to run and knew that I would be interacting with a lot of cashiers, so why not use it to my advantage, their advantage, our advantage? The premise is simple. One cashier writes or doodles a note for the next cashier, and I am but a mere messenger pigeon. |
My first stop was at a doughnut shop. The cashier was a woman in her early thirties. DOUGHNUT: Hi. PLUG: Hi. I was wondering if I could ask you some questions. DOUGHNUT: Is this for a class? PLUG: No, it's for… I do a little magazine. It's for that. DOUGHNUT: Oh. PLUG: Sometimes I wish it were for a class so I don't feel so out of place. DOUGHNUT: Okay. PLUG: Anyway, do you like cashiering? DOUGHNUT: Yeah. I like working up here better than in the back. It's easy work for what I get paid. PLUG: You must get lonely, right? DOUGHNUT: Not really. There's always people to talk to. PLUG: Like me? DOUGHNUT: [laughs] Yeah, but you're not usually here. PLUG: I'm going to go to some other stores. Would you like to write a note to the next cashier, and I'll deliver it? DOUGHNUT: I'm not sure what you want. PLUG: You can write them a note or draw a picture. You can do whatever. DOUGHNUT: I'm not sure I understand the point. PLUG: Well, cashiers have common experiences dealing with people. I don't know. It'd be cute. |
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I next went to a music store. The cashier was a woman in her early twenties. PLUG: Hi. I've got a note for you. [hands her previous cashier's note] MUSIC: [reads note] Okay. How'd you get this? PLUG: I'm asking cashiers to write a little note to the next cashier I go to. Could you keep the chain alive and write one? MUSIC: Uh. PLUG: It doesn't have to be a message. It can be a picture even. MUSIC: So do you keep all these? PLUG: Oh yeah. MUSIC: [contemplating what to write] Let's see. PLUG: Do you like cashiering? MUSIC: Oh sure. It's kind of tedious. PLUG: Sometimes people can be jerks. MUSIC: Yeah, that part I don't mind. I just smile and blow it off. I like cashier more than stocking stuff. [hands Plug the note] PLUG: Is this a dumb idea? MUSIC: No, it's funny. PLUG: Really? MUSIC: Yeah. PLUG: Alright. Thanks for the bloo bloo bloo. |
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I had to buy paint brushes, so I shopped at an art store. A man in his early twenties was behind the counter. PLUG: That's for you. [hands cashier previous cashier's note] But you can't keep it. ART: [reads note] I have to give it back to you? PLUG: Yeah. ART: [re-reads note] That's pretty funny. PLUG: I've been asking cashiers to write some thingamabob to the cashier at the next store I go to. ART: So you need me to write something? PLUG: Yes, I do. ART: [starts drawing immediately] PLUG: Oh, it's a picture. Yes! I've been waiting for one of those. Leave it to an art store cashier. |
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The last stop on the commerce train was a card store for, you know, cards. This time the cashier was another man in his early twenties. PLUG: Hi. I want to show you this. [hands cashier previous cashier's note] CARD: [reads note] What is this? PLUG: I'll tell you. Not only was this drawn by a fellow cashier, but by an art store cashier. CARD: Ah. PLUG: He drew it for you. CARD: That's cool. He drew it for me? PLUG: Yeah. What do you think? CARD: I don't know. It makes you laugh. [laughs] PLUG: I'm having cashiers write or draw something for the next cashier I go to. CARD: So you want me to... PLUG: Well, except that you're my last cashier. I'd love for you to keep the chain alive, but it won't go to another, to someone else. CARD: What's this for? PLUG: Class. Math class. CARD: Yeah, I can draw something. PLUG: You don't have to draw. You can write something if you want. CARD: Let's see. [begins drawing] PLUG: Thanks for being a good sport. [cashier finishes picture] Man, that is just leagues above the last one. CARD: Thanks. PLUG: I kind of figured that an art store worker… CARD: Just because he works there doesn't mean he can draw. |
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