When I first met Jason Royal, not much happened. We rode in a car together. He sat shotgun. I sat back seat. Months later I discovered that we crossed paths on a daily basis walking to our jobs. One morning we stopped to talk and decided to patron a strip club sometime. Yes, we were lonely guys back then, but neither of us were all that excited about spending money to stare at vaginas. We did it anyway, and it proved to be a hilarious night of price gouging and not looking anyone, male or female, in the eye. Thus began our 'why not?' relationship. Other foolish endeavors followed, such as our weekly ritual of dancing at a club and the ceremonial passing out of a six foot man on a three foot couch. Also, Plug challenges. Lots and lots of humiliating Plug challenges.
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When I first met Jason Royal, not much happened. We rode in a car together. He sat shotgun. I sat back seat. Months later I discovered that we crossed paths on a daily basis walking to our jobs. One morning we stopped to talk and decided to patron a strip club sometime. Yes, we were lonely guys back then, but neither of us were all that excited about spending money to stare at vaginas. We did it anyway, and it proved to be a hilarious night of price gouging and not looking anyone, male or female, in the eye. Thus began our 'why not?' relationship. Other foolish endeavors followed, such as our weekly ritual of dancing at a club and the ceremonial passing out of a six foot man on a three foot couch. Also, Plug challenges. Lots and lots of humiliating Plug challenges.