Coast to Coast Like Buttered Toast
         

   
   
Toaster T-Shirt - $18.00 plus shipping

You didn't ask for it, but you got it anyway. The Plug Toaster finally appears on a brown American Apparel 100% cotton unisex T-shirt. There is absolutely no text on this shirt so when the time comes to publicly distance yourself from websites that you used to think were awesome, this shirt could still be a part of your wardrobe!

The shirt pictured is size Small. You can view measurements for all sizes here.

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The Plug Anthology: Volume 2  -  $16.00 plus shipping

I made another book for you. The second volume of The Plug Anthology compiles Issues #6 - #11, and every page is soaked in the blood of a virgin rainbow. Yes, I've been drinking, but that doesn't negate the fact that this anthology collects the funniest and most creative batch of Plug issues that the world has ever seen. Still not convinced? Then check out my extended sales pitch here. And the best part is that you can buy Volume 2 right here, right now! It's so easy that even a shopaholic could do it.

The Plug Anthology: Volume 1  -  SOLD OUT

I made a book for you. I hope you like it. The first volume of The Plug Anthology collects Issues #1 - #5 and may include tiny hidden Issue #5.5, but only a purchase of the book would confirm or deny that rumor. Volume 1 is printed in full unapologetic color (my apologies to the colorblind). You can view my extended sales pitch including sample pages here. So what's the hold up already? Just buy it and pretend that fourteen bucks fell out of your pocket.